It amuses me to no end that the French don’t say “Aimez cette photo” but “Likez cette photo” which, I’m sure gives the Académie Française an aneurysm.
"I think every woman at one point or another in their life has been called a bitch. For a long time I had a real problem with that word, I didn’t like it and I thought it was derogatory. But I’ve gotten to a place now where I’ve made a lot of peace with it. It’s been so overused and made to seem so derogatory towards woman that I’ve adapted it into an empowering feeling for myself. If I’m a bitch then I’m a bitch, if that’s what an assertive woman is to you. So I’ve sort of adapted it as a badge of honor."
Last night I dreamt that I was the new fourth member of Destiny’s Child, and for whatever reason we decided to cover Total Eclipse of the Heart at a concert. It was a super dramatic performance involving lots of fake blood for some reason (I guess the song is kind of vampiric if you think about it).
Thanks Advil PM.
I love the earthy colors in this outfit, but I didn’t really have anywhere to wear it so pictures will do.
Also the manager of the local sushi place was so impressed with my shitty japanese that he gave me his number, that made my day lol.
Hey look The Onion wrote an article about me.
I watched the trailer for the new Hercules movie, and at one point he says “I only want to be a husband and a father.”
Yeah about that. Did they even bother reading Hercules myths? Generally speaking he’s not exactly a family man….